I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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