There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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