He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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