I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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