So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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