i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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