I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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