That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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