I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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