Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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