I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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