if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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