Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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