That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i dont even know how to be here
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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