I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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