ugly people sure do ruin things
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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