Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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