Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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