Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
