question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
