and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
