you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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