that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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