Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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