Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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