Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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