Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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