The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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