yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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