why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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