they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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