He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I enjoy the company of your penis
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Randomize
