Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
The adults are the big ones right?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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