Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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