That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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