You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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