nutella sex= disaster
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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