Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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