Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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