He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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