how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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