In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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