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Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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