Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize