found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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