I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
