on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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