She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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