Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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