If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just forgot I was standing up.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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