yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
A+ Viking dick
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