Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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