The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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