Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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