these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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