He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
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Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I just had sex on a roof
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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