i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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