Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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