i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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